human centipede (starring the pizza man)

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It was a boring day in the bunker, Dean was watching over Kevin as he was trying to0 decipher the angle tablet.

"Dean i'm hangry." Kevin told Dean

"alright you want some pizza? i'll call our favourite pizza store"

"yasss deannnn (::::::::::::::::::::::::;"

dean called up the pizza store and ordered a peperoni pizz with extra pussy because hes is deffinitly NOT GAY.

"dean? how did you get receptions in here without even turning your phone on?" kevin asked questionably

"oh, i have my secrets" dean said with a kinky smirk

69 seconds later there was a knock on the door "PIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

"omg dean who did you call"

"youll see kev"

dean ripped off his pants and nyoomed to the door

"YOu MADE IT PIZZA MAN"

"well when i9 knew you were the baby sitter i just had to cum"

"cas? youre the pizza man" Kevin asked extreamly confused because cASS is an angel.

"well if course i do put the D in dEAN" cass said in his deep angelic voice.

" you know it baby," deana turned to kevin "but im still NOT GAY Kevin, but i do put the ASS in cASS"

kevin nodded and went bacck to the enochian "bumblebee tuna"

dean opened the pizza box towards cass
"you know whats cummin bitch"

Cas smirked and replied, "DAmn right, assbutt"

******DEANS POV*****

Cass bent me over the table " how much pizza do we think we can fit in here today?"

"SO MANY" i said

"wow youre a kinky fucker" css said and walked over to kevin "ive always had something for the babbysitters kid"

im guessing cass is gonna do the nasty with Kevin now

*****CASS' POV*****

i picked up kevin bridal style

"uh cass where are we going?" he asked

" to have a little bit of cheeky shrex"

"oh! i have just the song for this"

i set kevin down once we got to his room. i watched him sexually strut to his big speaakers, they were almost as big as the warm chimichanga in my pants.

"someBODY ONCE TOLD ME" smash mouths, All star busted through the speakers

"see this song is perficcccc!" kevin squealed like a girl

i accidentally shoved my ginormous burrito in kevins no no area while i was trying to whip. i guess dean heard my awesome whip, becauyse he barged in and nae naed for a half second then walked out saying "yall have a fun time now , ya hear?"

"omggggggg casss" kevin moaned while doing some EXTRtEAME DABBING

sammy came "oh wait? this isnt my porn, i was watching? mind if i join?" before i could say anything i felt a large pink popsicle in me

"HERE CuMS JOHN CENAAAAAAAAAAAA, im joking its only me sammy"

"omg guys could you be any louder?" dean barged in the door "oh boy this is hot" i watched deans little pickle rise in his thong as he squatted down in fround of kevin allinging his honey nut cherrio with his own bum bum. "fuck me daddy kevin"


" i wish bobby was here" someone moaned.

"but i am" bobbys ghost voice echoed thoughout the entire bunker

"daddyyyyyyy youre backk ;3 put your dinkydoo in my booty" sammy pleaded

"i cant im a ghostttttt"

"find a loophole daddy i need youuuu xD"

"fine, ill find a loophole so i can put my thing in your place that rhymes with loophole"

"oh boy oh boy! im m ore excited then a porcupine withe a pineapple!!"

i continued shaking my hips into kevins assbutt as he said "im hungry can we have that pizza now?"

"no you need to wait for booby to cum because hes so old it takes a while!!1!!!1!11111!1!!!!!1" deana exclaimed

second lated Bob duncan from good luck charlie showed up,\ "the booby is here!"

we all stopped but remained inside one another "who the frosted flakes are you!?!?! we wanted bobby singer!"

"cant i just stand in the back and watch?"

"no bitch, unless your name is bobby sinner or steve from smash mouth, or shrek, get the fuck of our orgy!"

bobby finallhy came with a fryingt pan and knocked out other!bob and we finished





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