"OH YES FASTER" i screamed to guy.
"IM GOING AS FAST AS I CAN." he yelled back.
the car sped down the highway, apparently, going as fast as it can.
i looked at guys beautiful face through my hello kitty sunglasses.
"how long till flavo-"
"WELCOME TO FLAVOUR TOWN." he yelled, thrusting his 12 centimeter hotdog into my bum.
"creamy." i whispered.
he thruster and thruster into now now gaping asshole.
"OH YES!" i screamed, my legs flailing around like the wind.
he knows what he's doing.
"great, now i'm done with you." he whispered, yeeting me into the furthest garbage can in the world.
as i was flying, he waved to me with his crayon
tears sled down my beautiful face, creating a tsunami flow into the world. i couldn't tell where i was, but i was still flying.
200000000 hours later i was in a trash can, and didn't have any clothes except for my bra that had the word "guy" on it, and my panties that said "fieri"
he left me. and i loved him.
an idea flew to me like i flew to this trash can.
(while writing this there's a girl saying rawr to my dog and throwing treats at him. one hit his eye, and he only has one eye to start with so... rip pablo.)
