Chica pizzarea

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hey look by Nightmarefazbear24: i dare chica to make a resturnaut and name it chicas pizza or something like that.

Chica: im done with your stupid rules

Chica: im done with your stupid rules

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Chica: ya five reasons i hate you

freddy: ok bye go leave

chica: thats one reason i hate you

8 years later

Chica: uh im starving i have some cheeseburgers, mc donalds french fries, chicken nuggets,micorwave, and a magical outlet that somehow still works even though there is no where for me to plug in because im homeless

chica: im starving i need pizza..... HUH A NEWSPAPER WOW SUCH A AMAZING ITEM NEVER SEEN ONE OF THOSE SUPER RARE LET ME READ THIS SPECIAL NEWSPAPER

Newspaper: resturnut can be opend at TPG 1987 rd you can name your buisness only 666 should be higher but im da devil mawhawhahw

chica: ill do that ya know got 666 dollars but i can just buy pizza man life is easy but i like to make it challenging so ill open a resturnaut to get more and name it chicas pizzeriea yes

1 minute later

chica: life is so hard i try to make it sound easy but its hard *shoots herself*

man 1: i just asked for a 8 dollar pizza

man 2: dude this means you have to teebag her

man 1: what the hell no

man 2: ill demonstrate *teebag*

man 1: ya im done being friends with you

man 2: life is hard *shoots himself*

GTA PERSON CRASHES CAR KILLS 474646464 PEOPLE WALKS IN RESTURNUT
WALKS TO MAN ANd CHICA AND SCREAMS WASTED

1 day later

*bonnie crying*

bonnie: i loved her so much

freddy: dat #$%#* still owe me monay

baby: WHA WHA WHA WHA WHA
baby: get it im a baby

*everyone comits suicide*

.....

baby: YES I DID IT I KILLED THEM WITH MA JOKES

freddy: not me now help me get dat money

baby: $#$% fine ill help

*opens coffin finds chica*

freddy: comeon lets do this

baby: ew no

Freddy: fine ill go

*freddy jumps in chicas coffin*

freddy: ok just wait while i get da monay


baby: fine

1 minute later

freddy: AHHHHHH

baby: what 

freddy: ZOMBIE

baby: OH MY %%^%%$&&%$$^&&%$$$$%^^

*freddy gets eaten*

Baby: AH NOI
*baby gets eaten*

The end

so remember if chica starts a resturnaut it will start a apocalpse

THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE


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⏰ Last updated: Nov 10, 2016 ⏰

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