|| convo between ryan and mari ||

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ryan - bold
mari - italics

lmfao none of my crushes last more than a week
how
i'm problematic
i'm not sure but like
i'm pretty sure i fell in love with this ugly ass dude but he's super nice
so i'm conflicted
i'd say you shouldnt think you love him just bc of that four month rule bc everyone is different
no because
it's just that i've been feeling so
idk it's hard to explain
DO YOU GET BUTTERFLIES?
DO YOU ALWAYS WANT TO TALK TO HIM?
YES OBVIOUSLY
DO YOU GET SALTY WHEN HE DOESNT REPLY
DO TINY THINGS MAKE YOU THINK HE DOESNT LIKE YOU
he doesn't have social media so like
i'm trying to think of more
**immediately rejects him**
LMAO ME
"i love you, go away"
i love you but you're ugly
that describes me
NOOOO
anyways i'm pretty sure he likes this other girl
so now i'm like
ask the fucker
lol okay might as well use the vacuum on my foot (what???? -mae)
no because we're friends and we're close in all of our classes
LMFAO IS THAT AN ACTUAL SAYING
NO LMAO
LMFAO THANK GOD
wait what did you think it meant
just like
RYAN I SWEAR
vacuuming your foot
WHAT
I THOUGHT YOU THOUGHT IT WAS A FOOT FETISH
MY FUCKING GOD
knowing you you probably have a knee fetish or some shit
LMFAOO
i've got a lot of kinks but no fetishes
SHOCKING
surprised
IM TRYING SUPER HARD TO THINK OF A FETISH I HAVE AND I CANT THINK OF ONE
vagina fetish
welp
oh i got it
a shrek fetish
don't try to put your fetishes on me
sims 4 por-
wait what

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