This one was by me and my friend, Shravani. We were really really bored, but enjoy!
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A Parody of Hello by Adele
Lord Voldemort reconnecting with his inner snake
Hello, it's me
I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet
To go over everything
They say that time's supposed to heal ya
But does that apply to me?Hello, can you hear me
I'm in Albania dreaming about who I used to be
When I was dumber and mean
I've forgotten how it felt before the world fell at my feetThere's such a difference between us
And a million blood cellsHello from the outside
I must have called a thousand times
To tell you I'm weirdly in love with you
But when I call you never seem to be awakeHello from the inside
At least can say that I'm aliveand I'm sorry for breaking your heart
But I don't feel the same way, can you please stop creeping me out, right nowHello, how dare you?
It's so mean of you to reject me
I hope that you grow a brain
You'll never make it out of my stomach where nothing seems to happenIt's no secret that the both of us
Are meant to be soul matesSo hello from the outside
I must have called a thousand times
To tell you I'm terrible and most certainly pyscho
But when I call you never seem to be awake
Hello from the inside
Can you please stop bothering moi
You're being completely idiotic and I hope you understand that
And I wish I could tear you apart right nowOoooohh, right now
Ooooohh, right now
Ooooohh, right now
right nowHello from the outside
I must have called a thousand times
To tell you I'm dumping cuz ur getting annoying
But when I call you never seem to be nice
Hello from the inside
"Omg, like, I'm so sad" (not)
I have to tell you tho, that I've called the cops
But I think I mentioned that before, didn't I, oopsVoldemort: WHAT????????????????????????????????????????????????
Somewhere in London a boy with a lightning shaped scar wakes up and goes: "Well, that was weird!"
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Harry Potter Parodies
FanfictionThese are just some parodies I made for popular songs that are Harry Potter related. There's a lot of stuff about Voldemort.... because I find him very interesting :)