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Hey, my aunt says thanks for the cookies.

Oh, you've passed it onto her already? How is she?

Good, except that now she's trying to convince me that I should marry you in the future.

How...unique a view.

I'm in the bathroom and about to gag into the toilet.

Holding the phone?

Don't judge. Anyway, she's out of the hospital and resting at home. She'll be fine. *gulps* Hopefully. I'm due to visit her again sometime this weekend.

Do you need more cookies to give her-

Hell to the no, Camilla. Much as I appreciate the gesture, that'll just make her bring the rings and vows and the whole church to us. Would you like that sentiment?

Still, she sounds so sweet.

May I remind you that everyone to you is as sweet as a honey bear.

Well, you are, to me.

* a long silence stretches, with Kyle stunned.*

Did you just call me sweet?

Hello?

Camilla, you have a penchant for hanging up on people. Please remember that this is real life and not a book where it revolves around cliffhangers.

*beep*


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