Derek was wondering how to get his toaster working so he called the police.
“Hello what seems to be the freaking problem you dumb piece of crap?” asked the police officer on the other line.
“I can’t get my toaster to work!” Derek replied.
“Have you tried turning it on?” asked the police officer.
There was a long pause.
“Ok it’s working now, thank you officer!” Derek said and hung up. The police officer quit his job and dug to the centre of the earth where he would think about the stupid costumer he once talked to. Derek managed to get stuck in his own pants for 40 years and then tripped and drowned in acne cream.
The Freaking End
