Brooke (BEB273 ) has been in a Narnia mood as of late. Here are a few ... conversations we've had over the last couple of days.
Brooke: Comes into my room.
Brooke: "Hannah! I'm going to Narnia."
Brooke: Runs face first into my wardrobe and just lays there.
Me: ...
Brooke: Gets up and looks at me
Brooke: "I dated Mr. Tumnus."
Me: ...
Brooke: "While he was stone!"
Me: !?
Brooke: "He left me when he came back to life."
Brooke: Sighs dramatically and leaves room.
The next day
Brooke: "I'm going back to Narnia, Hannah!"
Brooke: Dashes into wardrobe and came out moments later.
Brooke: "I grew a beard, became Aslan's caretaker, and got yelled at."
Me: "No wonder you've been gone for fifty years."
Brooke: 😧
Today
Brooke: Dashes into my room, breathless.
Brooke: "The good news is, everyone in Narnia is nice and healthy.
The bad news is I blew up the portal."
Me: ...
Brooke: Strokes the wardrobe door and sniffs.
Brooke: "Yup. That's why it's burning. And why it's ... black."
Me: Facepalms.
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The homeschool life
RandomThis story is about me! Well... Mostly about the crazy things that happen in my family. This may or may not be because we're homeschooled. This book will also contain tagged chapters.
