I laid in bed then fell asleep but woke up with a tube of toothpaste.
It got in my face and said "Hey! My husbands in you!" The tube of toothpaste said
"Oh" I said and grabbed it from my Va j j, I handed it over and she put toothpaste on it.
I smiled and licked it off laughing, I grabbed a lamp bulb and shoved it up me
"Gotta be smart" I said and walked around, soon the light bulb fell out of me and it broke.
"MY BABY!"
