So here are some prompts for you guys to pick from, just pick one and one of the ffxv guys n I'll write it!! Simply as that!!
(All prompts from @prompt-bank on Tumblr)
1 -"That's starting to get annoying"
2 - "Hey, hey, calm down. They can't hurt you anymore."
3 - "You can't just sit there all day."
4 - "I'm too sober for this."
5 - "I'm not here to make friends."
6 - "I need a place to stay."
7-"Well, that's tragic."
8-"You're seriously like a man-child."
9 - "You can't banish me! This is my bed too!"
10 - "The ladies love a guy who's good with kids."
11 - "She's hiding behind the sofa."
12 - "I lost our baby."
13 - "They're so cute when they're asleep."
14 - "I'd kill for a coffee...literally."
15 - "You're getting crumbs all over my bed."
16 - "Good thing I didn't ask for your opinion."
17 - "What's the matter, sweetie?"
18 - "You're Satan."
19 - "I don't want to hear your excuse. You can't just give me wet-willies."
20 - "I'm bulletproof...but please, don't shoot me."
21 - "Did you just hiss at me?"
22 - "Do you really need all that candy?"
23 - "It's six o'clock in the morning, you're not having vodka."
24 - "I swear, I'm not crazy!!!"
25 - "The diamond in your engagement ring is fake."
26 - "No. Regrets."
27 - "How drunk was I?"
28 - "How is my wife more badass than me?"
29 - "Be you. No one else can."
30 - "I haven't slept in ages."
31 - "I locked the keys in the car."
32 - "Are you sure that's the decision you want to make?"
33 - "You work for me. You are my slave."
34 - "Take your medicine."
35 - "They're monsters."
36 - "Welcome to fatherhood."
37 - "Why can't you appreciate my sense of humor?"
38 - "It's your turn to make dinner."
39 - "The kids, they ambushed me."
40 - "Sorry isn't going to help when I kick your ass!!!"
41 - "Stop being so cute."
42 - "I feel like I can't breathe."
43 - "You need to see a doctor."
44 - "You're getting a vasectomy. That's final."
45 - "It was a joke, baby. I swear."
46 - "Dogs don't wear clothes!"
47 - "I didn't think you could get any less romantic..."
48 - "Safety first. What are you? FIVE?"
49 - "This is girl talk, so leave."
50 - "Where am I going? Crazy. Wanna come?"
51 - "There's a herd of them!"
52 - "Do you think I'm scared of a woman?"
53 - "They're not your kids, back the f*ck off."
54 - "You're a nerd."
55 - "I'm late."
56 - "Just get home as soon as possible, okay?!"
57 - "You smell like a wet dog."
58 - "I could punch you right now."
59 - "Are you going to talk to me?"
60 -"Welcome back. Now fucking help me."
61 - "If you can't sleep...we could have sex?"
62 - "Flea markets don't carry fleas, you know?"
63 - "Here, take my blanket."
64 - "I don't want you to stop."
65 - "How could I ever forget about you?"
66 - "You're bleeding all over my carpet."
67 - "Run for it!"
68 - "We need to talk."
69 - "Not everyone is out to get you. Stop thinking that. It's annoying."
70 - "I want a pet."
71 - "Just smile, I really need to see you smile right now."
72 - "I'm not wearing a dress."
73 - "I'm not wearing a tie."
74 - "Quit beating me up!"
75 - "Don't argue. Just do it."
76 - "Hold still."
77 - "Enough with the sass!"
78 - "Show me what's behind your back."
79 - "I'm not going to be sympathetic until you go to a doctor."
80 - "Fine, don't say anything and make me worry."
81 - "Stay awake."
82 - "STOP INTERRUPTING ME!"
83 - "You're not interested, are you?"
84 - "Tell me you need me."
85 - "Oh honey, I'd never be jealous of you."
86 - "I'm telling you. I'm haunted."
87 - "I had a bad dream again."
88 - "Have I mentioned, I fucking hate Halloween."
89 - "It's Christmas, don't be mad at me."
90 - "You're not going to starve yourself on Thanksgiving."
91 - "How could you forget your son's birthday?"
92 - "You can only suffer through my whining for so long until you get up and make me a sandwich."
