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perverted mom and irresponsible dad

perverted mom and irresponsible dad

I know I already talked a little bit about the parents but to be honest, they are so stupid that they deserve their own rant. Even though in most fan fictions (or teen fiction) they never show up and when they actually get the chance to be in the story, they screw up. They screw up bad.

First I want to talk about this one sentence that drives me nuts; “I hope you two have intercourse soon, I want to have many grandchildren and as soon as possible.” Okay, maybe the mother doesn’t say it like that- oh wait, she does! Why? Because she is a pervert.

I can’t take the mother seriously anymore when she says that, she scares me even. I mean, are you trying to damage my innocence?! (not saying I have any innocence). This usually happens in werewolf stories, not only in werewolf stories though and that makes it even worse. Reading it makes me feel awkward, really awkward. Especially when the girl is like only eighteen. No eighteen year old should be getting pregnant, she aint got time for that. Eighteen year olds are just starting their life’s! Not settling in, I guess that’s how it was in the past but this is the 21st century. Things don’t work like that anymore. So please, stop this nonsense.

Not only is the mother a pervert, she is irresponsible as fuck. So is the father. “Yeah, you can go to a party EVERY weekend.” Yes, you know the stories where there are like five parties. What?! It’s even worse when the girl doesn’t even like parties, if you don’t like parties why are you even attending one? Does it even go through your mind that you don’t have to be there, even when your ‘best friend’ (who knows you don’t like parties) gives you the puppy dog face? Apparently not. First of all you are too easy to convince because you are so stupid and your best friend isn’t a good friend.

“Sure, you can stay at that boys house we’ve only seen one time.” What to the fuck? I get that the perverted mother agrees but the father? Has he lost his mind too? He doesn’t know what happens when she stays there apparently. Maybe the mother can explain it to him. She knows all about that subject anyway.

The parents spoil the girl so much but they’re like never there. I mean, IPhone 5, thousands pieces of clothing (Never wears the same outfit except for her old sneakers), her own fancy car and a mansion?! Come on! Where are your parental skills? Lost them while you were gone working ‘all the time’. Do the parents cheat on each other or something? they can’t be gone for the whole year!

This was my parent rant, there’s probably more to talk about but I guess it slipped my mind if I didn’t mention it. I tried not only to say that the parents are never home and I guess I did a pretty good job.

Please leave any suggestion on what I should rant about next!

X Ella

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