AN: I sed stop flaming ok!111111111 I bet u r al proly old srevinty yr oldz!111 ps PORTERSUZ UR A PREP!1 o ya nd fangz 2 raven 4 di help!111 hav fun in englond gurl!11111
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I loked around in a depresed way. Suddenly I saw Profesor Sinister. B'lody Mary, Socrates and Draco, Vampire and Willow were their to.
"OMFG Sorius I saw u nd Samaro and Snip nd everyone!11111 I kant beleev Snap uzd 2 b goffik!111111"
"Yah I no." Serious said sadly.
"Oh hey there bitch." Profesor Trevolry said in an emo voice dirnking some Volxemortserom.
Hi fuker." I said. "Lizzen, Satan asked me out to a gottik cornet and a movie so I need a sexah new outfit for da date. Also I'm playng in a gothic band so I need an ootfit for that too."
"Oh my satan!1" (geddit lolz koz shes gofik) gasped B'lody Mary. "Want 2 go to Hot Topik to shop 4 ur outfit?"
"OMFS, letz have a groop kutting session!11" said Profesor Trevolry.
"I can't fucking wait 4 dat but we need 2 get sum stuff first." said Willow.
"Yah we need sum portions for Profesor Trevolry so she wont be adikted 2 Volxemortserum anymore nd also.............sum luv potion 4 Enoby." Darko said resultantly.
"Well we have potions klass now." Willow said so let's go.
We went sexily to Potionz class. But Snap wasn't there. Instead there was................................................Cornelio Fuck!11111
"Hey where the fuck is Dumblydore!111" Draco shouted angrily.
"STFU!1" shooted Cornelia Fuck. "He is in Azkhabian now wif Snip and Loopin he is old and week he has kancer. "Now do ur work!111"
My friendz and I talked arngrily.
"Can you BELEVE Snap used to be gottik!1" Vampire asked surprisedly.
"DATZ IT!11" CORNELIO FUK SHOOTED ARNGRILY. "IM GETTING PROFESOR BRIDGE!111"
He stomped out angrily.
Mi frendz and I began talking again. I began to drink some blod mixed wif beer. Suddenly I saw Hargrid in da cupboard.
"WTF is he doing?" I asked. Then I looked at Draco. He wuz wearing tonz of eyeliner nd he locked shexier den eva. Suddenly..............."HARGRIF WUT DA FOK R U DOING!11" he shooted.
I looked around................Hairgrid wuz putting sumfing in my glass of blod!11 Darko and Vampire started 2 beat him up sexily.
"God u r such a posr!1" I shooted at Hairgrid. Suddenly I looked ar what he was putting in da blood. It was..................Amnesia Portion!111
Chapter 37.
AN: OK EVRYBODY IM GONG ON VOCATION ON DA FRIST OF JULY SO IM EEDER GONNA END DA FIK OR UPDAT IT IN WEEX. fangz!1 oh yah nd prepz stop flaming sa story!11 raven fangz 4 da help c ya gurl afta vocation!11
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DARKO'S PONT OF VIEW LOL
Vampire and I chaind Hairgrid 2 da floor.
"Oh mi fucking satan!11" Enoby said. She wuz so hot. "Maybe I cud uze Amnesia potion 2 make Satan foll in love wif me faster!1"
"But u r so sexy and wonderful aneway Tata," said Vampire. "Why would u need it?"
"To make everyfing go faster lol." said Enoby.
"But you wont have to do it wif him or anyfing, will u?" I asked jelosly.
"OMFG u guyz r so scary!11" said Britney, a fucking prep.
"Shut the fuk up!1" said Willow.
"Ok well anyway lets go 2 Profesor Trevolry's room."
Draco, Ebory and I went to Profesor Siniater's room. But Profesor Sinister wasn't there. Instead Tom Rid was.
Oh hi fuckers he said. Lizzen, I got u sum kewl new clovez.
I took out da cloves from da bag. It was a goffik blak leather miniskirt that said '666' on da bak, black stilton bootz, blood red fishnetz and a blak corset.
"OMG fangz!" I said hugging him in a gothic way. I took da clothes in da bag.
"OK Profesor Sinister isnt hr what the fuk should we do?" asked Draco. Suddenly he loked at a sign on da blak wall.
"Oh my fuking satan!1" I screamed as I read it. On it said Evry1 Profesor Sinister is away. She is too gottik she is in Azkhabian now. Classes shal be taught by Dubledork who is bak but he shall not be principal 4 now. Sincerely Profesor Rumbridge.
"OMFG!111" I shoted arngrily. "How could they do that!11"
Suddenly Dumblydore came.
"WHAT DA HELL R U DONG IN MY OFICE!1" he began to shoot angrily. Sudwenly I saw Morty Mcfly's blak tim machine!111 I jumped seductivly in2 it leaving Draco and Vampire. Sudenly I wuz back in tim!11 I looked around. It was...............Profesor Slutborn's efface! I sneaked around. Suddenly I saw da Amnesia potion on his desk. It wuz blak wif blood-red pentagramz in it. It was the shape of a cross. I put it in my poket. Suddenly da door opened it wuz........Profesor Slutgorn!11
OMG wut r u doing fuker he shooted angrily I don't kno wut da fuk r u DOING I SHOUTED ANGRILY.
"Oh sorry I wuz just looking around koz I thought it wuz class." you said finally hoping he couldn't c da potion in ur pocket.
"Oh ok u can go now." said Profesor Slutborn.
You went to the conmen room after putting on my clothes. Silas, Samaro and Snap were there practicing Vampirez will Never Hurt U by MCR.
"Oh hi you guys." I said seductively. "Wheres Satan?"
"Oh he's cumming." said Serious. "BTW u can kall me Hades now." Suddenly Satan came. He was wearing a smexxy blak leather Jackson, blak congres shoes, a Slipnot t-shirt and a blak tie.
"Ok I will see you guyz at da concert." I said and then I went with Satan.
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Teen FictionOk so this isnt mine but the original person who made this deleted there account and im making a bloody fanfic off of this so i might as well put this on here also before reading this is called the worst fanfic of all time. i did not make this i own...
