"You know how it goes 'in the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me a partridge in a pair tree'? This arouses some questions. Like, first of all, why? Second of all, how did she wrap it? Third, why did she think it would be a good idea to send me a bird? It's not like I'm gonna be all 'Oh yay, a Patridge on a pear tree! Just what I've always wanted!'" - Mr. ST
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Quotebook
RandomThis is really just what it says - a collection of quotes that I pick up in real life from people I know. Some will be weird, some will be funny, and others may be a bit deep.
