[Irredeemable]Ant-Man

It's about damn time

Hope gets what she wants and what Hank fears,and Eric discovers the wonders of being small.
Full of comic book references and fuck AOU!Tony stark and Bruce banner never build Ultron,Hank did and Tony simply activated him by mistake tell the mcu to suck it
Notes:

I disapprove about most of the things Eric does on this chapter and just note that I'm bi ,but it was still hard to write this.
Don't worry,he'll pay for it .

Hank's POV
My head freaking hurts.I don't know why the hell did that idiot wanted the suit or if he works for someone,but even if he didn't,we need to get him before he hurts himself or someone else.If he accidentally goes into the microverse...I don't even want to think about it .I can't contact him for some reason,so this is a desperate measure .

I don't want to think about how I'm giving my only child [technically and legally speaking ,since Ultron and William don't really count ,specially since Will is my godson ]a suit that works pretty much like the other one and might have a similar result ,but gosh she does want to think about it .

Thankfully she came out as Jan .Not only on looks,but also on skills ,intelligence,and courage .I would even add fashion sense but it won't be important for the mission .

"This was your mother's suit...well it would've been ..."I then reveal her everything that happened .How I lost the life of my life,the most beautiful and perfect women on earth,and how she lost her mother...'The wasp ',a name that really suited her.Jan was quite good to name things.She was even the one who came with the name for Nick Fury's initiative,which we almost joined...

I watch as Hope admires the suit .She looks like a kid looking at new comic books .Dear deity I don't believe in,please protect her...

Eric's POV

My body is sweating...all this adrenaline is bad for my health...it's the first time in months I feel something like this...

"GO GO GO!YOU CAN DO IT SPIKE ,GO"I yell as I watch him race Rupert.Turns out ants like to compete,but the prizes are normally just food.
"Don't let Rupert win again! He's already starting to get arrogant ,speed it up"Honestly I didn't know ants could even have that kind of feelings until today,but it was annoying .

"PUT YOU THORAX INTO IT!"common man,I can't handle him bragging anymore .

Thank goodness,Spike did win .Honestly this wasn't such a bad life.Ants seemed to be nice,just like dogs.Dogs who could kill me at any moment mbut still dogs .

I could really get used to this .No need to pay money for rent,since I could just live at the ants' colony ,being around three inches tall [hey it had its benefits:food lasted longer and well imagine all the places I could get in...speaking about that ...]

Common man,Lucifer will freaking high five me when I go to hell!The agents here are quite pretty,and the showers have good hide spots ...
I finally find one an spy on a really nice blonde one.

I have never seen her,but I heard about a pilot that arrived here to check a few things...my god she seems pretty nice.... Man,I've never seen boobs as big as hers ...hell,I could die right now and it'd be worth It .

You'd thing this would get old after a while,but it doesn't .

"Give me back the suit,pervert !"I hear a woman yell.Fuck ,did someone saw me?I didn't even have time to think when I get punched.I turn around and see her.She's just at my heigh .Well,I'm screwed .How had she even managed to find me?