(22/12/2022: DISCONTINUED). Sam was expecting to text his friend, Cameron. But, instead he texts Denis, a guy he doesn't even know. He doesn't even know how he got Denis's number. He assumes that Cameron gave him the wrong number. Instead of deletin...
The Kid Named Bored: Yes, I'm here. What do you need?
That Mother Fucker changed "The Kid Named Bored" to "My Bisexual Fallen Angel".
My Bisexual Fallen Angel: First thing, I'm not yours. Second, why?
That Mother Fucker: First thing, you will be eventually. Second, why not?
My Bisexual Fallen Angel: Screw you.
That Mother Fucker: Anyway, what are you doing today?
My Bisexual Fallen Angel: Nothing.
That Mother Fucker: Cool
My Bisexual Fallen Angel changed "That Mother Fucker" to "My Hot Gay Guy".
My Hot Gay Guy: Seriously?
My Bisexual Fallen Angel: Yes seriously. What are you doing today?
My Hot Gay Guy: I'm moving apartments.
My Bisexual Fallen Angel: Why you moving apartments?
My Hot Gay Guy: Because the people next to me have parties that go until 5 am and it's starting to piss me off. It's going to take me a while to pack my stuff.
My Bisexual Fallen Angel: Sorry about that.
My Hot Gay Guy: It's fine.
My Bisexual Fallen Angel: I would help if I wasn't in Ukraine.
My Hot Gay Guy: Wait, why don't come England?
My Bisexual Fallen Angel: How am I gonna get a ticket to England at the last minute?
My Hot Gay Guy: There's one ticket that you get right now.
My Bisexual Fallen Angel: Ok, I'll try and get the ticket.
My Hot Gay Guy: Let me know if you get the ticket.
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My Bisexual Fallen Angel: I got the ticket! I'm already at the airport.
My Hot Gay Guy: Yay! When are you boarding the plane?
My Bisexual Fallen Angel: Right as we speak.
My Hot Gay Guy: Cool. Can you send me photo so I know what I'm looking for at the airport?
My Bisexual Fallen Angel: Only if you do the same thing.
My Hot Gay Guy: Sure.
My Bisexual Fallen Angel:
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My Hot Gay Guy:
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My Hot Gay Guy: Also, are you allergic to dogs by any chance?
My Bisexual Fallen Angel: No, why?
My Hot Gay Guy:
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My Bisexual Fallen Angel: Awe, cute dog mate. What's his or her name?
My Hot Gay Guy: His name is Axel.
My Bisexual Fallen Angel: I can't wait to meet him. Ok, I'm on the plane. I'll let you know when I'm at the airport.
