C. RONALDO
- who has the better hair
"you have the better hair?
"bitch please it looks like a rat made a home in there."
NEYMAR JR
- ney leaving his dirty boxers in random places
example: the kitchen counter ( wonder how that got there)
M. BARTRA
- when one of you doesn't want to drive, sits in the backseat instead
"no marc, you drive and i'll sit in the back."
"Stop acting like i'm your damn uber driver."
O. GIROUD
- eating something you had saved for later
"I didn't know it was yours."
"What the hell you don't mean you know it was mine! It had my name labeled all over the damn container."
L. MESSI
- the "you turn off the light" argument
"No Leo you do it."
"What! No! I'm scared of the dark."
A. GRIEZMANN
- not changing the toilet paper roll after using it last
"ANTOINE GET YOUR ASS IN HERE."
"What did I do now..."
"DO YOU THINK A NEW ROLL APPEARS MAGICALLY."
"Maybe..."
G. BALE
- spending money on questionable things
"Gareth did you seriously just buy an inflatable kangaroo."
"Psh no."
"Then why is there a 4ft kangaroo in the middle of our living room!"
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what do you argue about? and remember to check out my erik durm fanfic called "Famous." you'll enjoy it.
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