I sat on the couch moaning... no i wasnt sick. Yes my feet were in a bucket of hardening cement with ropes binding my arms. Wait that wasnt your guess? Good! As a free lance police officer you have to be unpredictable! Alright now that the introduction's over can someone help me out? Hello? Max?
Bu duh du- dramatic opening!
Max:Sam why are you monologuing your life again?
Sam:It might be the stockholm syndrome kicking in for the fact that i've had my feet stuck in cement since our last case.
Max:Oh.That's not so ba-
Sam:It's been a month.
Max:Still not that bad.
*the phone rings*
Max:I got it!!
Sam:No i got it!!
*sam and max fight over who will answer the phone.Sam answers while he's crushing max with cement*
Sam:Uh huh....yeah....no!!....really?....we'll be right there.
Max:Was it the pizza man,cause i'm late on our pick up.
Sam:Actually it was the commissioner.We've got a new assignment.
Max:But the pizza!!!
Sam:But the assignmen-
Max:BUT THE PIZAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Sam:Alright fine.Do we still have the escaped convict in our closet?
Max:Leonard or the Pedophile?
Sam:The Pedophile.
Max:Yeah.Why do you ask?
Sam:Can't he fly with his stupid propeller hat?
Max:Oh yeah!!So you're saying...
Sam:We send him instead.
Max:And use his hat as a chainsaw?!
Sam:Sure.
Max:I'm on it.*opens the closet*
Uncle Grandpa:Good morning!
Max:It's 4 o clock dumbass!!*steals his hat and kicks him out the window*Watch out for the!!!*gets hit by his own van*Yup.We made a good choice.
AN:// The beginning was writen by kjw2020 !!! Check out her account for more humor!
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