calum hood blurbs

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having a baby with calum would include:

- "i told you it was a good idea for me to not use a condom"

- feet massages when they're swollen and hurt

- him complaining when you start having to pee all the time but you'd always kiss him when you had to walk back to the bathrooms 100 times and that would make it better

- always having his hands on your tummy, even before you start showing :(

- kissing all around your tummy and giggling and saying "babe there's a baby in there. that we made!"

- spooning you so he has an excuse to have his hand resting on your tummy

- "since you can't have alcohol i won't either!!" *an hour later* "fuck i give up i can't do it"

- surprising you with a puppy because he wants his lil peanut to grow up with a dog :(((

- "everything's coming together in my life. i have you, the band, our little peanut, the new puppy.. everything's falling into place so perfectly"

- him running out to the store in the middle of the night to satisfy your weird cravings

- finding out that you're having a boy because he just can't wait any longer to know

- deciding on the name thomas because he wants a little him, but "the world isn't ready for two calum hoods"

- when it starts to get close to the due date he'd want to rush you to the hospital for every little thing

- when it's actually time he wouldn't know what to do omg you'd be the one talking him through it even though little thomas wanted to get out of there very soon

- having a quick, but painful labor, so calum would hold your hand the whole time and give you pep talks when you felt like you couldn't push anymore omg

- grabbing your face and kissing you when you hear the first cry

- "hey little peanut we've been waiting a very long time for you"

- both wanting to hold him, so calum climbs into the bed with you and you both contribute an arm

- "you're going to the best mom you already kicked ass at giving birth" "you're going to be the worst dad you've already swore in front of him" "oh shit fuck i'm sorry peanut this is hard"

- "i love him so much and he can't even do anything. he literally only knows how to cry and shit but i love him so much for that. babe help i have so many feelings."