"Hey Cupid called, he wanted to tell you needs my heart back."
"If he wants your heart as retribution for the angel trials, he isn't going to get it. Not from me"
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"It's a good think I'm wearing gloves or you'd be too hot to handle."
"Dean, You aren't wearing any gloves."
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"Are you made of grapes because you're as fine as wine. "
"I'm made of grace not grapes. Close though"
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"Even if there was no gravity on Earth I'd still fall for you. "
"If there was no gravity on Earth you would float into space and implode along with everyone else. "
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"Did you get your license suspended for driving all the guys crazy?"
"Dean, you know as well as I do that I have never had a license."
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"Do you have any raisins?"
"No."
"How about a date?"
"Yes, I have a date right here. We are looking at fruits if you forgot. "
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"I must be dancing with the devil because you're hot as hell. "
"First of all we aren't dancing. Second, Lucifer runs cold not hot. Third, even if you were dancing it'd be with me not my brother."
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"Is your name Summer cause you're really hot."
"My name is Cas and you know it. I have no doubts about that, as you were screaming it last night. ;)"
{OH CAS GET HIM ;) ali i hope you're enjoying this cause i definitely am}
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"If it weren't for the sun you'd be the brightest thing ever created. "
"Well including the sun, your soul is the brightest thing I've ever seen."
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"You better call Life Alert cause I've fallen and I can't get up."
"What do you mean you've fallen, you're still standing. "
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"Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?"
"I'm was an angel you ass, why would I be in Vogue?"
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"When God made you he was showing off."
"He tends to do that don't take it personally. "
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"I'm not trying to impress you, but I'm Batman. "
"Yes and I am a stripper from Des Moines named Patrice. Maybe in another life Dean. "
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"Why aren't you on top of a Christmas tree? Isn't that where angels belong?"
"You try sitting on a tree for a month. The pine needles are like sand, they get everywhere and never go away."
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"Are you a hipster cause you make my hips stir."
"I'm just going to act like you haven't said anything since we got here."
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"Did you learn anything from the pizza man, Cas?"
"Yes. Would you like me to show you?"
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"My love for you is like Sam's hair. It keeps on growing and I don't ever see it being cut off.
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"That pie isn't the only thing I'll be eating out tonight."
"I hope not. "
"WHAT"
"You'll be eating burgers too. "
"Dammit Cas."
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Thank the internet for providing me the pick up lines. This is truly the end so I say again, MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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The One with the Seahorses
FanfictionYou may wonder how mpreg could work in the Supernatural world. The answer is seahorses. Seahorses and witches that is. -------------------------------------------------------------- Merry Christmas Ali :)
