So I was at my aunts for the holidays and stuff. My aunt wanted a picture with me, my cousins and my female cousin's boyfriend.
Anyway my male cousin who's names Zander had his leg on 1/2 a cousin next to me. Me and my female cousin Jen shared a cousin. My aunt was getting pissed at him and yelled "ZANDER MOVE YOUR ASS YOUR TAKING UP 3/3 THE FUCKING COUCH!" We all started laughing emideatly. She didn't realize her mistake till he yelled back "3/3! 3/3! That's a whole couch mom!" She started yelling at us all again and we took the damn picture.
