Hey
Who is this?
I'm Shane Dawson
Sure you are I don't want to be talking to a stranger
I'm not a stranger, we met at that club last night
Umm I don't drink or go to clubs
Yes you do
No I don't
Can you at least tell me your real name
Nope
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Hey
Who is this?
I'm Shane Dawson
Sure you are I don't want to be talking to a stranger
I'm not a stranger, we met at that club last night
Umm I don't drink or go to clubs
Yes you do
No I don't
Can you at least tell me your real name
Nope