THIS IS WHY GOD LEFT US

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Hillary just lost the election. She was almost in tears. How many times is it gonna take for her to win a goddamn election? Maybe it was time to quit. A fucking businessman reality tv star just beat her. How is she gonna come back from that? No. She'd just have to run once again.

People were literally in tears because she lost the election. There was no way she could disappoint them again. She began thinking of ways to fix this. Recounts? Maybe she could abolish the electoral college. This wasn't right! All the polls said she would win!

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Trump was in a different state. He was ecstatic. That lying bitch lost! He was president. Now he could initiate his plan to destroy america. One little step at a time he would destroy his country, all the way up until Russia conquered America and he could finally spoon with Vladimir Putin and get paid all the money in Russia. Yaaaaaaaassss. This was gonna be lit.

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(I FUCKING HATE MYSELF)

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