pentagon group chat

new year

11:57pm

hongsock: where is the mop

yutoppa: i took it.

11:58 pm

kinotherapy: where did our cup ramen go

yutoppa: i ate it.

11:59pm

hweee: where are my bedroom slippers

yutoppa: im wearing them.

12:00am

yutoppa: hAPPY NEW YEAR KIDS!!

yutoppa: thats it for Yuto-Exhibits-Feelings 2017 tune in next year for another Good Time™ with yuto.

hweee: whhhhhhoooooo u callin kids

hweee: i mean

hweee: HAPPY NEW YEAR

hongsock: LET US ALL CHEER

shitwon: FOR WE ARE ALL GATHERED HERE

woosock: YOOOO POP THE BEEEEEER

hweee: wooseok no

shitwon: wooseok no

hongsock: wooseok ur our only hope at being young pls no

kinotherapy: what am i ??

kinotherapy: chopped liver ?????

hongsock: wooseok dont pop the beer dont pop th E BE EBEBEBR

shitwon: WOOSEOK WHY DID U POP THE BEER

woosock: hyungs said i could pop the beer in 2017 :-(

hweee: WE DIDNT THINK YOUD ACTUALLY REMEMBER IT

woosock: its only been 3 days since u said that hyung im not that forgetful

yeo1: oh yeah ??

yeo1: what about that time u left yutos afro in the microwave

yutoppa: he did what

woosock: when did that ever

MadeInChina: and what about that time u put his pink gloves into the oven

yutoppa: bitch did what

woosock: when did i ever

yeo1: and the time u put hyojongs dolphin scream into the ocean??

udon: ok hes definitely making this shit up

shitwon: once i dreamt of a dolphin

udon: IT WAS ME, SHITWON.

shitwon: ah that ugly ass dolphin screamin about tuna fish

shitwon: rest in peace, dear dolphin.

udon: STOP TELLING PEOPLE IM DEAD, SHITWON.

shitwon: sometimes i can still hear his voice

udon: ITS 2017 AND I STILL HATE U

udon: SOME THINGS NEVER CHANGE

saladboy: hey you guys i bought some new years presents

MadeInChina: PRESENTS!!!! GIMME GIMME

saladboy: ok here we have

saladboy: a hoe pill for hoetaek

hweee: im-

saladboy: a laxative pill for hongseok

hongsock: MY CONSTIPATION IS OVER THO

saladboy: a chill pill for dawn

udon: hksjdkjsljds

saladboy: a dumb and dumber pill for changgu and yanan

saladboy: yall can fight about which one takes dumber

yeo1: ME

MadeInChina: I DO

saladboy: a shoulder-narrowing pill for shitwon

shitwon: well!!! u should open ur narrow mind!!!

MadeInChina: open ur mind joyonghi open ur mind

yeo1: ((open ur mind!))

saladboy: a can-you-feel-shit pill for maknae #1

yutoppa: i am happy.

saladboy: a booger pill for maknae #2

kinotherapy: uH did u mean boogie?? like boogie dance

saladboy: no

kinotherapy: oh my god

saladboy: a shrink pill for maknae #3

woosock: ^__^ thank u hyunG

saladboy: and a godzilla pill for me bc i needa grow

yeo1: or should i say

udon: no

yeo1: godPILLa

udon: im only stayin in this chat rn bc its bad luck to exit on the first day of the year.

shitwon: according to who

udon: me

udon: of course

kinotherapy: did u literally get pills

saladboy: well theyre actually chewy vitamins

saladboy: supplements for the new year ahead our health is vERY important

udon: wouldnt want a lil birdy to injure himself again

shitwon: is this sarcasm or is he actually being caring rn

kinotherapy: a rare sight!!!

saladboy: aight come get ur pills kids

saladboy: im giving kino the green one for boogers

hongsock: shouldnt shitwon be the booger guy

hongsock: i mean

hongsock: remember when

shitwon: OOOOOOKAY THATS ENOUGH LETS GO GET THE PILLS

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whew!! this was last minute too i keep forgetting to make chats for significant dates hhhhh

HAPPY NEW YEAR YOU GUYS!! I SERIOUSLY HOPE 2017 IS GONNA BE BETTER THAN 2016 BC THAT YEAR WAS SUCH A MESS TBH,

but yA. WISH EVERYONE ALL THE BEST FOR THE YEAR TO COME. I HOPE IT ISNT AS CRAPPY AS THE LAST YEAR AHAHA

<3