Truth or dare book Gravity Falls

14

Mabel: *takes letter from Avory* Thanks for getting 'em for us, Avory.

Avory: *looks at Me* A poor excuse not to write a good intro.

Mabel: *reads, yells* Great Uncle Ford! The dare needs you!!

Ford: *goes upstairs* How can I help?

Mabel: *shows letter* So, investigate dorito Bill or meeting Skelebros?

Bill: *yells* WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK I'M A FXXKING DORITO?!!?

Mao: I KNOW, right? It's not like a dorito can be as hot as you!

Ford: Who is this "Papyrus" and "Sans"..?

Avory: Skeletons named after a literal font.
*brings Lunastamiane into this dimension*

Lunastamiane : Hi!

Ford: Maybe I'd see the Skelebros..?

Lunastamiane : LET'S GO!

Avory: *accompanies them to Sans and Papyrus' house*

Sans: *sees them* hey. what are you guys doin' here?

Papyrus: GREETINGS, AVORY! ARE THOSE YOUR HUMAN FRIENDS?

Avory: Yes. They'd like to meet you. *sits on their couch*

Ford: Unbelievable! Living skeletons without muscle and skin?

Sans:  kinda. i guess. who are you, anyway?

Lunastamiane : You can call me Luna. And this nerdy guy over here is Stanford, or Ford.

Ford: Hi. *remembers something* Wait. Avory, do you have my portable x-ray machine?

Avory: *throws the thing at him* I do.

Ford: *writes a new entry in Journal 3* This is a new discovery! *scans Papyrus with the x-ray machine*

Papyrus: HUMAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? ARE YOU SCANNING ME FOR AWESOMENESS? BECAUSE I CAN SEE THEM IN MY EVERY BONE! NYEH HEH HEH!!

Sans: i thought he was just scanning for bones.

Papyrus: OH NO! THAT JUST MAKES ME A REGULAR SKELETON! HUMAN! I DEMAND THAT YOU STOP SCANNING ME! IT IS HUMILIATING!

Ford: *stops* oh. Okay. *writes "Sentient Creatures with no blood or muscle... How do they work?" *

Sans: hey luna. why did that guy have six fingers?

Ford : I was born with it!

Lunastamiane : Sans, what did the Gaster say?

Sans: wing ding ding ding ding.*laughs*

Lunastamiane : *laughs* Have you eaten a clock?

Sans: no. it was too time consuming. *evil grin and looks at Lunastamiane *

Lunastamiane : *evil grins back*

Papyrus: IGNORE MY BROTHER. HE JOKES WHENEVER HE CAN.

Ford: How do you eat?

Papyrus: WE PUT IT IN OURS MOUTHS AND SWALLOW IT! WAIT A SECOND... SKELETONS HAVE NO THROAT AND STOMACH! I GENUINELY HAVE NO IDEA!

Ford: How are you able to talk if you have no throat?

Papyrus: I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT SKELETON BIOLOGY!

Sans: we somehow can speak without vocal cords. cool enough.

Lunastamiane : *nods* true.

Avory: It's time for dinner. * sends Ford and Lunastamiane back home*

Lunastamiane : OH COME ON!!

Avory: The dare is finished.

Ford: We'll investigate the dorito thing next time. Shall we?

Lunastamiane : YES !!! The truth is there, somewhere! *not-so-dramatic leaving sequence brought to you by Avory*

Bill: Hey!! I can hear the words from your mouth hole and they OFFEND me!