hailey:hailey: what an amazing thing to wake up to this new year
gigi: this gives me 2015 vibes
gigi: and 2015 was the year of jariana
ariana: mm
ariana: we're in 2017 get over that sunken ship it's never happening my children
ryan: if we're your children that means you're our mother so who's our dad ?
ariana: i'm all of you's daddy
ariana: you guys were in my balls once
kylie: the fuck
ryan: so who the hell did i come out of
ryan: and how ?
ariana: thats a story for another day my son
justin:
justin: was this the work of grande bc you text like your high
ariana: haha very funny
kendall: so did Justin conceive us and thats why you won't tell us
kylie: EXPOSE OUR DADDY
zayn: does that mean i have to call Ariana daddy
ariana: nah thats my job
hailey: dad !
hailey: that was inappropriate i'm telling mommy
ryan: WHO IS MY MOM
justin: i am bitch
cx
what a way to return oh me, oh my !
any who how have you guys' holidays been and how is the new year treating you so far hopefully well !! ❤️❤️