New Years Betweenie

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I was supposed to add this a long time ago but yea yeah fuck you

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Lexi-I shall start

Holly- well, since you just kinda took the wheel, go ahead

Lexi-wheel...batmobile...

Holly- NO! MY BABY!

Lexi-you wrecked it...intentionally...

Holly- I.... I don't care!

Russia- VODKAAA *holds bottles of vodka*

Marshall-*grabs vodka and flies up*

Lexi-um... Marshall?

Marshall-hmm? *opens bottle*

Lexi-you do realize that's Russia

Marshall-so? I don't care about you weirdos with your weird names.

Lexi-meaning he's Russian

Marshall-wth is that suppose to mean? You put a 'n' on the end of his name

Lexi-*facepalms* you dont know prewar geography...

Germany- don't trust his vodka... ever....

Italy- why not? *opens another bottle*

Germany- ...

England- drown my sanity.... wooooh....

Holly- OH SHIT IGGY'S GETTING DRUNK! D:

America- Dude! Someone get the video camera!!

Finn-WHOOO! *grabs a bottle*

Lexi-*takes bottle away* No. Not for you.

Finn-aww what?! It looks like water!

Lexi-well it's definitely not water

Finn- :(

Holly- you don't want the water, finny

Finn- MY NAME IS NOT FINNY!!

Holly-hehe, Black Butler, Adventure Time AND Hetalia reference in one. BOOM

Lexi- *smacks Holly* no. No more hetalia

Holly- *nod* okay...

Slenderman-*tilts head in confusion when Russia hands him a bottle of vodka*

Jeff-*runs up and grabs it out of his hands* NOPE

Slenderman- *tries to muster a sad face* *fails* *hangs head in shame*

*purple smoke enters room and reforms into Insanity*

Insanity-*grabs a bottle in each hand and leaves room* *walks back to where Darren is* *puts bottles in cell* *laugh/whisper* happy new year, you bastard

{Back to us}

Italy-Germany! Can I have some?

Germany- NEIN! I JUST TOLD YOU NOT TO TRUST IT!

Italy- Bu-but Germanyyy

Germany- NO EXCEPTIONS

Romano- Hey! Stop being mean to my little fratello and just get some of your own dam beer or something potato bastard!

Prussia- ZHE AWEZOME ME HAZ ZHE BEER WEST!!

Lexi-just realized...we're gonna be trapped in a room with a whole bunch of drunk men...and one of them is Marshall Lee....

Holly- quietly sneak out or get drunk with em and lose our sanity more than we already have?

Lexi-*shrugs* meh *hands another bottle to England who is being held upside down by Marshall and is chugging*

America-CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!

Holly- jeez....

England-*throws empty bottle down* FOURTH BOTTLE WHOOOOOOOOOOO

Marshall-*drops him on his face* is that a challenge?

England- Your on- *hic* whatever you are!

Marshall- imma vampire bro. *grabs bottle* *hands another to England* have a high tolerance to alcohol

England-well imma country! *takes bottle*

{In the morning}

Marshall-*look down* *sees he's in a bikini over his clothes*

Germany-*quietly sipping on a beer* told you to not trust Russia's vodka...

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