The doctors told him it was best
To find a salubrious place to rest
How could he confess
It was the reason for him being a mess
-S.ZM
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Salubrious: healthy
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Do you want to get white flawless teeth?
Yes, my child, you are at the right place!
Don't fret when the Roman Empress is here to solve your worries.
SOLUTION: Clean your teeth with your urine.
THIS IS NOT ME SAYING ITS A FACT!! ROMAN PEOPLE USED TO DO IT TO GET WHITE TEETH EWWWWWWWWWW CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS¿
Double ewwwwwwwww
Triple ewwwwwwwwwwwww
Since I was generous enough to share an amazing fact with you why don't you all tell me facts too!
I'd love to read them.
YOU ARE READING
Half A Tear
PoetryUpdate: Wednesday and Sunday. I LEGIT KNOW NOTHING TO WRITE HERE! Umm..well 1) this is a poetry book 2) baby chickens are nice 3) DO YOU KNOW MY BIRTHDAY IS ON 22nd MAY!! YES I AM OBSESSED WITH MY BIRTHDAY DON'T FORGET TO WISH ME YOU BABY CHICKIE...
