DELIVERED ↠ KLAUS MIKAELSON

003: PRIVATE

Unknown:
Who are you???

the real question is who are you??

Unknown:
I am Klaus Mikaelson, and you need to leave Hayley alone.

you say that like i'm meant to know who you are???

Unknown:
I'm the father of Hayley's child, for God's sake!

oh, it's the hot douchebag

douchebag klaus:
So you think I'm hot?

i never said that
how did you get my number anyway?

douchebag klaus:
I stole it from Hayley's phone, how else?

hold up, you stole my number from hayley's phone?!?
why did you need my number so bad that you stole my friend's phone for it?

douchebag klaus:
Oh please love, you act like it's such a crime.

it is? it's called theft?

douchebag klaus:
And as for the reason I stole it, I told you already. You need to leave Hayley alone.

why? she's my friend?

douchebag klaus:
Just how do you know one another?

we've known each other since we were like four, we went to school together.
we were inseparable until her parents threw her out

douchebag klaus:
Ah, interesting. Funny that she's never mentioned you though.

well from what i've heard she probably never has time to, what with your family, the baby and jackson

douchebag klaus:
Jackson is irrelevant in this situation.

jack's her husband, how is he irrelevant?

douchebag klaus:
You're not a part of this family, so don't ask.

you know you're kind of controlling? has anyone ever told you that?

douchebag klaus:
Many times. I am Klaus Mikaelson, after all.

you're still saying your name as if it's meant to mean something to me, aside from obviously being the father of hayley's child.

douchebag klaus:
You said I was hot, so it must mean something to you, does it not?

no it doesn't, sorry to break it to you klaus mikaelson. if we're speaking in third person though, lara kingsley isn't going to stop talking to hayley.

douchebag klaus:
Where do you live, love? I can easily come find you and make you stop.

1.) don't call me love
2.) no one will find lara kingsley, master of disguise

douchebag klaus:
Whatever you say, love.

stop calling me love or it'll be me coming to find you.

douchebag klaus:
Is that a threat, love?

oh you did not.
it was and i meant it.
expect me sometime soon!

douchebag klaus:
In your dreams, sweetheart.