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Me: I AM SAYING HI VERY LOUDLY! AND WELCOME BACK!

*audience cheers and claps*

Me: ok, first off... *looks at Kanan* a certain someone is going in 'The Corner'

Kanan: gee I wonder who that could be *nervously laughs*

Me: Glad you asked, cause now making the long walk, NOW!

Kanan: *shamefully bows head and walks to 'The Corner'"*

Hera: hey, where's Zeb

Me and Ezra: *smirks evilly*

Sabine: Karabast, what are you two up to

Chopper: *liking whatever is happening so far*

Me: Let's say it's a fashion don't want to know until it's done

Sabine: *raises eyebrow*

Me: you three *points at Hera, Sabine, and Chopper* are our lovely judges and droid. You can sit over there *points at judges table*

Hera, Sabine, and Chopper: *Walk/roll to judge's table and sit down*

Me: Ezra, would you like to do the honors

Ezra: alright, *faces audience* Zeb is and I know this is hard to believe but taking a shower.

*audience laughs*

Ezra: but he doesn't know what he's bathing in
*smirks*

Sabine: *whispers to Hera* this is not going to end well

Hera: *agreeing*

Chopper: *excited*

Me: *hears worker speak in earpiece* Ok he's coming everyone so be quiet. *points to the lights* dim them.

*lights are dim*

Me: Cameras get ready

*cameras ready*

Me: *tries to sit naturally in seat but epically fails and falls off* I'm ok! *runs back into the seat and falls backwards* ouch

Ezra: he's coming!

Me: *lifts chair and sits in it*

Zeb: Why is it so dark in here?

*lights brighten the room*

Zeb: *awkwardly standing in the middle of the stage with pink fur then spaghetti with sauce spills on his head for the finishing touches*

*everyone laughs*

Me: nice wig ya got there, Zeb my boy! * pats arm while getting a glare from Zeb*

Ezra: a flamingo called, it wants its pink back

Me: that was all kinds of horrible joke

Ezra: it's better than anything you come up with

*audience oooo's*

Me: oh really, then I guess you don't mind joining your master in 'The Corner'

Ezra: *nervously laughs* who me?

Me: no the blueberry who thinks that he can smack talk on MY stage!

Ezra: well I feel bad for that guy

Me: you have till the count of three

Ezra: what are you going to do? Throw me across the room to 'The Corner'

Me: *smiles evilly*

*commercial break that lasts a second*

*back to our regularly scheduled programs*

Ezra: *wearing a helmet, in a giant sling shot* Where did this even come from?!

Me: I've got my resources *stands cool* get ready to fire!

Ezra: me and my big mouth *gets fired to 'The Corner' and crashes on Kanan* hey Kanan

Me: NO TALKING IN 'THE CORNER!'

Me: now that that's done, let's see what our judges think of Zeb. Hera?

Hera: .....

Me: GOOD ANSWER! Sabine?

Sabine: did you use my dye?

Me: AND IT LOOKS AS AMAZING AS EVER! Just not on Zeb. Chopper?

Chopper: *laughing and whirl in joy then puts up a 10*

Me: *asks nervously about droids pick of fashion* what's the ten mean?

Chopper: *holds up another sign*

Me: *reads* haha yep, he does deserve a award for most horrible model ever.

Me: *walks over to Zeb and hands a big ribbon to him* LETS GIVE IT UP FOR ZEB!

*audience claps and cheers*

Zeb: *grumbles* I'm going to bed *walks off*

Me: well that's it and now, you all will get to decide who gets to come out of the corner first. Kanan or Ezra. *whisperes* Hopefully not Kanan

Kanan: I HEARD THAT!

Me: NO TALKING!

Kanan: *shuts mouth*

Me: alright, you guys and gales choose who gets out of 'The Corner' first and who stays a whole other day in jail- I mean 'The Corner'

Ezra: IT FEELS LIKE JAIL ALRIGHT!

Me: THATS IT! *walks over to Kanan and Ezra*

*hears screaming*

Me: *comes back* see y'all next time

*audience nervously claps and cheers*

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Comment on who gets out of 'The Corner' first. Kanan or Ezra. I still will allow questions if they are not personal or ideas that are appropriate if you guys or gales have any.

Stay tuned and adios!!!!!😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

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