donald trump can grab mi by da pussy ;) - a thrilling saga

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mi name iz donald trump n i was juzt inagerated az prezident

"congratz trump u r now prez" saiz mi fren michaelangelo pencil.

"awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww thx boo!!!! luv u sm!!! we should def talk more this year!!! ur gorg bb!!"

"so wat do u wanna do now dat ur prez?" michaelangelo ask

all of a sudin

a gr8 russian man w a gr8 shiney head n blew eyes cums n he iz SHIRTLEZZ

"hey bb trumpy congratz ;);););) now we hav usa n russia...all 2 ourselfs ;););););)" he sai

"vlady poot o mi god so happi u caim......did u get da pix of mi YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE ballsacc las nite ;)"

"yes! very hawt. kremlin  approved!"

"mr trump u can leev if u want." sai my pers assistentz

"aight fam WAYT can vlady poot spen da nite in da whit hows ;)"

mi pers assistentz sai "ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

n den wi go 2 da whit hows

i go 2 mi rum and vlady poot followz

den i begin 2 sai "so china iz da gr8st. i am gr8. butt china. is a thret. 2 us. global wanking is a horse. all immegrantz r bad hombrez. mexico wil pay 4 mi wall n obamacare-" i pawsed bc vlady poot waz unbuttoning mi shirt. "vlady poot....wat r u doin ;)"

"o donald...donald..." he began 2 sai az he caress mi chest. den he unbuttoned eech button 1 bi 1..untill

"donald do u want the tv on?" ask michelangelo.

"ya" i sai.

"wat do u wanna watch."

i gulped. "lazytown."

n he turn on lazytown n al of a suddin a man appeers IN DA ROOM. he iz tall. handsum. wheres bootiful purple jumpsuits. haz amazin fukboi blak hair. eyebrowz on fleak...

vlady poot kept caressin mi chest

"IF U WANNA B A VILLAIN NUMBA 1----" he sai

"robbie rottennipple ur so hawt cum ova here..." i sai..

az i begin 2 taik off hiz jumpsuit..a chef burstz in2 da door, allowin a bee in.

"WHERE IZ DA LAM SAUC" sai chef gordon ramthelambsauceinmyasshole "WHERE IZ DA LAM SAUC...can i chek...in ur pants donald? u no just 2 see if itz dere."

"yaaaaaaaaa go ahead buddy;)" n he startz cryin in searchin 4 da lam sauc in mi pantz n den all of a suddin i skreem bc i c a yellow n black creatshur

"wTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF?" I SAI "WAT R U Y DO U FLI????"

he sai "accordin 2 all no lawz of aviashin...donald trumpz cock iz powaful;)"

o man

fuk

i luv all deez guise

i luv barley beep benson

i luv vlady poot

i luv robbie rottenteeth

i luv gordon ramthelambsauceinmiasshole

f u ck fukc fuck fuckc fuck

IDK HOO 2 CHOOS???????????????????????????????? HELP??????????????????????????????

n den, al of a suddin, wee heer a skreem frum arlingtin cemitry acrozz da streat.

we run ova der n c a man hoo iz wearin hiz glassez n just crawled out of hiz grave. first thing he sai iz dat "i imagine deth so much it feelz more lyk a memorie...whenz it gunna get me...in mi sleep 7 feet ahed of mi...if i c it cumming due i run or due i let it b iz it lyk a beet witout a melidy...c i neva thot i liv pass 20 were i cum frum sum git half az many azk anybodi y we...."

n den a pritty gurl wit a blew drezz cums on n says "alabamer hammer man...ur a foundin fatha.... u r amazin....... u hav ur  own brodwae shoe bout u.....look around look around how luky we r 2 b alife rite nowt...." n den dey look @ me. da man sai "o fuk no man diz orange azz lookin piecashit iz wors dan jeffason n bore cumbined i am gonna spend mi hole lyfe distroyin dis guise lyfe.....n i am not throwin awai mi shot...."

now i cri i am so sad butt tatz ok i hav al deez men 2 help me ;)

butt wait

wat if diz guy REELY WANTZ 2 DESTROI MI

N

HOO DO I PIK

VLADY POOT. ROBBIE ROTTENTEETH, GORDON RAMTHELAMBSAUCEINMYASSHOLE OR BARLEY BEEP BENSON????????????????????????? HELP????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????