The longest fan-fiction about sans ever

chapter 1

ok so our story starts where sans is like yo im sans and then i fell from the sky and i was like hi im matthew and sans was like alright boi lets go on an adventure and i was like but i have severe depression and then sans was like thats ok i also have severe depression but together we can conquer our depression by going on an epic adventure and then i said ok but flowey showed up and he was like kill or b kill and i was like ok and then sans said bad time and i was like ok and then papyrus was like haha bones and i was like lol and then flowey died and we went deep into the caves and sans was like hold my hand if you scared so i did and his hand was warm and it was nice but then we saw a weird ghost thing and he was like lol ive never been this close to suicide before and i was like dont worry buddy ive tried it but tying a noose is too hard so then he was like please god just take my life right now and i was like lol and then we moved on and these frogs were like hello and i said hi then sans and i got out the cave and we were at their home and i said can we stop to play some chinese checkers and sans was like sorry no i hate chinese checkers because the chinese made anime and i hate anime so i was like ok and  then me and sans went and we went to grillbys and i ordered the chicken with sweet white wine sauce but sans was like no ull get drunk and then i passed out and when i woke up sans was gone but he just went to the store to get some plastic bags so when he got back we continued our adventure but not before playing a game of dota 2 lol so we continued and we went and then a bunch of stuff happened and we found this gay robot and we killed it then we killed the king then we killed the flower again and then the flower was like ull never be happy and i was like grrr anime scream and i punched it in the face and he was like oh no and then me and sans ate the prozac pill and we were happy the end