Growing up at a computer and a camera (read disc.)

Chapter nine

Madison was now 10, Alex was 35, and you were 32. She had been in a lot of videos. Denis finally had a black cat named SirMeowsAlot. Of course.     

"Hey everybody! Today, I'm joined by my niece, Madison!" Denis said. Madison walked in and sat on Denis's lap. "Remember me?" She questioned. "Today, we are playing Murder Mystery 2! I will take a turn then she will. It's like a little..A little..." You stopped Denis. "Mara-go-round?" You said from out of camera. You and Alex were in his bed. Alex was taking a nap though. The round was starting. It was Madison's turn. It chose her to be a murderer. "Oh you just have luck!" You would but in to the conversation while Denis and Madison talked. It went on like that for 18 minutes. It ended weirdly as usual. Hey Uncle Denis? Can you tell me a joke?" Madison said when he finished the video. He saw that Alex was awake. "Well, there once was a man who had a sister. That man met two other people. One the same age, one that was his sisters age. His sister fell in love with the older one and married the older one. The man was left in the shadows and so was the younger friend. *Cough Cough* me and Corl *Cough Cough*." Alex shot up to look at Denis. "I'm sorry but, it's our relationship. How are we going to fit our lives with yours?" Your voice faded into a British accent. "You've been with Alex way too long! I'm tired of it! You know what? You're going to spend some time with me and Corl. for a day or two! And only us!" 'I guess I have to stay with Madison.' Alex thought. "Fine. I'm sorry. I will do whatever you want." You stared at your brother.
"Deal?"
"Deal."

Time skip
Corl was driving. "We're only playing! Just wanted to make a few new friends." Corl sang. That tune had been stuck in your head. ('Join us for a bite' from Sister Location) "Corl! Your gonna drive me crazy! I know you can't get that out of your head but please! For the sake of our brains." Denis said. "Fine." Corl replied. You started remembering. You thought back to Pig Latin that Denis and you used to speak. That was when you wanted to speak in private in public or when you didn't want anyone else to know what you were talking about. "Orry say. Orgive fay emay? Iay ave hay een bay pending say oot uch may ime tay ith way Lex ay." (Sorry. Forgive me? I have been spending to much time with Alex.) Denis turned his head toward you. He smiled. "Pollogy ay xepted ey." (Apology excepted.) "What in the world? What are you saying?" Corl looked in the rear view mirror. "Secret language." Denis responded. Corl looked back at the road. "I might need to send these people somewhere else....." Corl murmured. Back at your house, Alex was recording a Q and A with Madison. "Okay, the first question is.....Why did you marry Denise? Well, because I can I guess." Alex looked annoyed. 'Why do they ask annoying questions? I hate that.' "Next question! Will you ever shave your beard like you did when you bet with Corl? No way." Alex then looked in the comments. The person had responded. 'I will shave my eyebrows and record it if you win at build battle in Minecraft.' Alex stared at it. 'No deal.'

Meanwhile, Denis, Corl, and you found camp. Corl setup the tent and Denis lit the fire. You, on the other hand, was getting some food ready. "Wow. That was pretty hard." Corl said when he was finished with the tent. You all ate and Corl fell asleep in the tent. You and Denis sat by the warm fire. "I'm so sorry Denis. I've been spending too much time with Alex. We have a daughter! A daughter! I still can't believe that." Denis hugged you. You hugged back. Your phone played Alex's ring tone. You checked it. 'Madison wants to play roblox with the rest of us.' 'When I get back.'

Denis was asleep when he heard a noise. He got up to check it out. You had started the fire again. Denis sat down beside you. "What's wrong Denise? What happened?" Denis was sure curious. "Nothing. Just tired and couldn't sleep." You heard a scream from Corl.