Sans: *chases Zerrah* ZERR- oh, hi! Im Sans!
Zerrah: *holds up middle fingers* REKT MOTHERFUCKER
Papyrus: SPAGHETTI!! *rolls around with pet rock*
Toriel: *clears throat* Ahem, as you can see, those two are extremely drunk..
Sans: *holds up cross* YOU NEED JESUS!!
Zerrah: NuuUuU...wHu DiS jEsSuZ U sPeEk Uf?!
Papyrus: SPAGHETTI!!!
Undyne: *picks up Zerrah and Papyrus* up ya go!
Zerrah and Papyrus: WEH KANN FLUUUUUUYYYYYYYYY!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMM *passes out*
Napstablook: Oh dear..
Frisk/Chara: My god, its worse than we thought..
Ink!Sans: *ink version of Megalovania intensifies* BA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA!!
Lust!Sans: Fuck me~
Zerrah: *wakes up* HELL NO!! HELL. NO. SIMPLE!!
Lust!Papyrus: Well, im not as bad as him~
Zerrah: JUST STAPH!!
* A wild Underswap!Papyrus appears!*
Sans: *in background* smoke weed every day..
Papyrus: *wakes up* STOP THIS MADNESS SANS!! *sees Lust!Papyrus* OH MY GOD BAGS OF NOPE!!
Zerrah: THATS MY LINE!!
*Sans grabs trumbone*
Papyrus: NO, DONT SANS!!
*Sans plays trumbone*
Papyrus: NOOOOOOOOO!!! *runs out of house without knowing hes holding Undyne's hand*
Undyne: *blushes intensely*
*Zerrah gives Undyne a thumbs up*
*Flowey appears*
Zerrah: Meep! *hides behind Lust!Sans*
Lust!Sans: Hey babe~
Zerrah: HELL NO!! *goes and hugs Flowey while blushing*
Zerrah: B-baiiii!!! An-d don't fo-rget to ask us-s stu-u-ff in the com-m-ments!
Flowey: *hugs back while also blushing* B-BYE!!
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