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Sans: *chases Zerrah* ZERR- oh, hi! Im Sans!

Zerrah: *holds up middle fingers* REKT MOTHERFUCKER

Papyrus: SPAGHETTI!! *rolls around with pet rock*

Toriel: *clears throat* Ahem, as you can see, those two are extremely drunk..

Sans: *holds up cross* YOU NEED JESUS!!

Zerrah: NuuUuU...wHu DiS jEsSuZ U sPeEk Uf?!

Papyrus: SPAGHETTI!!!

Undyne: *picks up Zerrah and Papyrus* up ya go!

Zerrah and Papyrus: WEH KANN FLUUUUUUYYYYYYYYY!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMM *passes out*

Napstablook: Oh dear..

Frisk/Chara: My god, its worse than we thought..

Ink!Sans: *ink version of Megalovania intensifies* BA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA!!

Lust!Sans: Fuck me~

Zerrah: *wakes up* HELL NO!! HELL. NO. SIMPLE!!

Lust!Papyrus: Well, im not as bad as him~

Zerrah: JUST STAPH!!

* A wild Underswap!Papyrus appears!*

Sans: *in background* smoke weed every day..

Papyrus: *wakes up* STOP THIS MADNESS SANS!! *sees Lust!Papyrus* OH MY GOD BAGS OF NOPE!!

Zerrah: THATS MY LINE!!

*Sans grabs trumbone*

Papyrus: NO, DONT SANS!!

*Sans plays trumbone*

Papyrus: NOOOOOOOOO!!! *runs out of house without knowing hes holding Undyne's hand*

Undyne: *blushes intensely*

*Zerrah gives Undyne a thumbs up*

*Flowey appears*

Zerrah: Meep! *hides behind Lust!Sans*

Lust!Sans: Hey babe~

Zerrah: HELL NO!! *goes and hugs Flowey while blushing*

Zerrah: B-baiiii!!! An-d don't fo-rget to ask us-s stu-u-ff in the com-m-ments!

Flowey: *hugs back while also blushing* B-BYE!!

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