The Worst Book Of Imagines Ever

Plums

Okay another Bucky imagine 😭😭😂❤😝😭💀😭😝❤😁😭💀💤😃😛😑😭😤😭🤤😫😪😠😠😢😩👿👊🏼✊️🙌🏼👾👻💂👩🏻‍🏭👩🏻‍🎤👩‍🎤👨‍🏭👭🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏼‍♀️👬🙎👨‍❤️‍👨🐹👟👒🐻🐻🎩🦆🐢🦉🦀🦉🦐🦆🐁🍄🌾🐇🌾🐁🍁🐀🌹🐁💨💨⭐️☃️🌜☁️☄️💫🌩🌛💨🌛🍠🍝🌯🍯🌭🥔🍟🌰🥙🥖🥐🌯🥒🥙🍹🏏🍾🏓🍷🎱

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Okay so Bucky is like

"Oh man I have this strong craving for-"

And Steve walks in and is like

"A STRONG CRAVING FOR WHAT?? FONDUE?!!!'&;$:$:&/&:"

And Bucky is like "tf are you talking about old man"

And ten Bucky gets up and leaves the house and Steve is

TRIGGERED

so then Bucky goes to the store and he asks the salesperson where the plums are and the girl is like

"I don't know"

And Bucky is like

"You better tell me or else I'll kill you you little piece of pigeon shit"

And the girl is like

"Ok ok THEYRE over there"

AND BUCKY THROW HER AWAY AND SUPERMAN IS LIKE HEY ILL SAVE YOU AND BUCKY IS LIKE WHO TF ARE YOU FAT ASS

ok

Then Bucky goes to the plums and suddenly he sees his old buddy from HYDRA and he's like "fuck"

*Cap appears out of nowhere and yells "LANGUAGE MOTHERFUCKER"*

And then Bucky is like "ok"

And then he throws plums at the Hydra dude

And the hydra dude is like what the heck and then he runs away because he sees buckets metal di- ARM. HE SEED HIS ARM.

And then Bucky returns home and he's very happy with his plums

The end