Kyungsoo's satanic body

#supportapril

idk I'm just gonna ask my dad if chanyeolscell could come live with us

Brb

Me: hey dad can my friend come live with us her dad is being a female dog

Sister: what's a female dog

Dad: I'm warning you,Jackson,stop with the curse word meanings.

Sister:?

Me: stfu jessie you're too young

Sister: but I'm 9 :(

Me:just shutup listen to me.

Dad: anyways,where is she from?

Me: idk could you ship her?

Dad: what the-

Mom: if you wanna bring a friend over okay. But not we're gonna adopt someone if their parents ain't gonna agree

Me: well then I'll be going to watch jongin

Dad: stop watching him he's not that handsome

Me: say that again and I'll paste the posters in my room

Dad: he's not handsome

Mom: ken you not. Jongin could be nice.

Dad: why are you siding her

Mom: because I'm an exo-l

Dad: hey Jessie,don't be like them.

Sister : but sehun is so handsome

Dad: *Lowkey done with his family,blaming me,giving me the looks* looks like I'm gonna go try stanning blackpink

Me: good idea. Get some jams into your soul

Dad: and what are you saying?

Me: you got no jams *drinks bubble tea*

lmao I won't continue begging because if I do my dad will take my ipod and then my computer and then my phone :(

So yeah sorry I'll try another dayyyyyy