So I was just to that when in was little my mom would tell me that speed bumps were people who didn't look both ways and got stuck in the road. I replied with-
"No wonder I'm such a messed up kid. You're telling me that when I was little you told me this demonic crap."
She replied with
"I know."
Yeah thanks mom. I will always have your support.
And the knowledge that you caused me to be messed up.
