Orange Love (Garfield x reader)

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u woke up in a dark room, probably a basement but u couldn't tell

u adjusted ur corneas a lil and determined that it was an attic. u looked around a little bit to see unpleasant things such as john NAKED ON TOP OF GARFIELD ??????

oh no nvm it's just a lamp on a chair

u moved around a little bit but then realized that you were stuck to the chair by titanium

"wtfrick...." you muttleforot

then you heard angry banging noises and then someone starting coming upstairs

u pretended to be asleep as the attic door thingy opened

you couldn't tell who it was until u heard that sexy voice

u bolted open your eyeballs and glared at garfunkle

"WHAT THE HELL??? GARFINKLE WHY DIDNT YOU HELP ME WHATS GOIN ON" u yelled silently

garfoof grinned

"i thought u would b pretty tasty......." he said sexily

u blushed "oh" said

garfjfkfkkr blinked. "no not that way you numb nut " he said gruff

u went back to glaring at him vEry angrily and startted crying

garfudkfkkf looked at u mercilessly. "U think that I would have loved you?" he asked "you think I would trade my lasagsgs for you?" He asked AGAIN.

u felt attacked

"No." He said. "I never loved you. I only loved lasaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasdd. I was using you to get my very own, ultra powerful, golden lahsjdjdj."

u gasped. "that's said to have powers of 9000!!!" u said and cried more

"yes...." he said. "And I need your body to get it."