Pantalove

First Date

-Marlin the Mine POV-
*Arrives at Italian restaurant*
*Sees Mike the Mime*
*Waves to Mike the Mime*
*Mike the Mime comes over*
*Sits down at table*
*Signals back and forth with Mike the Mime for hours*
*The waiter approached us *
"What will you two....gentlemen be having this evening?" Willie the Waiter questioned snootily.
*Mike the Mime and I signal what we want to eat*
*Willie the Waiter approaches with our food*
"Enjoy your food, if you need anything else just call me over." Willie the Waiter sneered.
*Mike the Mime stared lasers at the waiter's back*
*We finished our meal*
"Come again soon." Willie the waiter said with an evil glint in his eye as we paid the bill.
*Rapidly does mime signals back and forth*
As we left the restaurant, Mike and I exchanged glances and decided to get dinner somewhere else next time.