#1:
Q: why did the forgetful chicken cross the road?
A: to get to the other side --uh no-- to go shopping --no not that either-- damn it.
#2:
Q:why did the turkey cross the road?
A:because he wasn't a chicken.
#3:
Q:what did one DNA say to the other DNA?
A:do these genes make me look fat.
#4:
Q:why did the mushroom go to the party?
A:because he was a fun-guy
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Funny Jokes
RandomSome jokes that might not make any scents at all and sorry for my bad spelling if it's spelt wrong
