Lol....Dracos Therapist....

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"DRACO DRACO DRACO DRACO!"

"Oh hey Kristina."

"...Ok, why are you calm. You should be screaming. No, no, you cannot be acting normal, I FORBID THE BLONDE FERRET FAT NUGGET NOODLE MAN TO BEQUIET! NO! THIS ISIN'T OK!!!!"

"You can't torment me with your storys anymore, infact, its getting rather old."

"....But..But I had this one with the herpes guy...."

"I don't care."

"WHATEVER! YOUR STILL READING IT!"

"NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!"

"AHA! THERES THE DRAKIE POO WE KNOW AND TOURCHER!"

"NO PLEASE DONT NO NO NO NO NO NO  NO!"

"WHAEHHEHE-"

"What was that."

"An evil laugh, now READ!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO-"

~*after ignoring dracos screaming*~

"That...That was the...WORST ONE YOU HAVE EVER SHOWED ME AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"BANANAS! AHHH!"

"WHAT?!!!!"

"You have a banana."

"...WHAT?!" O.o

"Fine then, you don't have a banana, I ALWAYS KNEW THIS!"

"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!"

"YOUR FACE!"

"THATS BULLSHIT!"

"YOUR FACE IS BULLSHUT!"

"You....you..."

"are a retard, I know you are."

"I hate you."

"LOVE YOU TOOO!

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