Farmer: Hey!
Horse: Don't "hey" me, feed me hay!
Also, If you're looking to make an electrical joke or greeting someone on Wattpad, say "Watt's up?"!
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New to writing, so I'm testing out. What a great way to start with some jokes! I dedicate this to my friends who've been waiting for me to write a story of my own (Opeiiko, fandom_59, -Quiznak-, teenage-apocalypse).
By the way, *cough* I'll come up with a good cover eventually *cough*!
