Puns Stories

"... So... guess that's it. Huh?" "Just... don't say I didn't warn you." "Welp. I'm going to grillby's " "Papyrus, do you want anything?" After another genocide run Sans notices something off.

Fontaine goes through a second apocalypse caused by a tear in the world's fabric. The tear opens a gate to the world of Capax, where different monsters and creatures got sucked into the gentle waters of Fontaines oceans- including one rather befuddled fish lady, Clair. Now everyone has to figure out why divers are going missing and dead relatives are appearing. ●○●○●○●○●○●○●○●○●○●○●○●○●○●○●○●○●○● I don't know how to grammar :( Clair is an oc and all the monsters and such are from her world. I don't know if imma do shipping or not I don't know how romance works. im gonna try to post every week, or at least once a month.

Smol thing I guess. I don't own Undertale (obviously), but I do own all of the art in this book (as the first A/N states). This is my first fic. I update as often as I can, especially on most weekends. Don't be afraid to comment if you have something to say.

Lily Lockhart is determined to keep her sanctuary afloat and her life under control. Unfortunately, the animals have opinions, the stakes are high, and her feelings are getting dangerously inconvenient.

leJINdary jokes

Sans: The secret to good puns: Grammer, Spelling, and PUN-ctuation. Frisk: I'd tell you a joke but you wouldn't have the GUTS to handle it. Sans: I'm in a band and I play the xylo-bone. Papyrus: STOP IT WITH THE PUNS!!! Sans: Looks like your funny bone's broken.

Hey guys! Dragon here! Today we will be doing this book filled with our pun skeleton! Sans! Hope you guys like it!

Marinette Dupain-Cheng, a lonely 17 year old girl who adores the sea, Adrien. Her parents are always busy, Chloé Bourgeois is always annoying her to pieces and Alya is always helping out her family business. That leaves Marinette to go to her only companion, the sea. One day, Marinette had enough, she wanted to swim in the ocean though she doesn't even know the slightest idea how to swim! She drowns in the ocean, but luckily someone saved her. Marinette discovers the existence of mermaids, leaving Marinette's curiosity to grow. She is willing to do anything to know whats the secret behind the mermaids. New chapter on Sundays! Credits Cover by @SummerSnowQueen Disclaimer: Characters do not belong to me, Characters belong to Zagtoon's Miraculous Ladybug and Thomas Astruc

Insulting jokes to all NHL fans :)) (Update: tysm for 1k reads!)

Frisk took Flowey with her to the surface... She looked after him and always cared about him... He was a part of her family... When Frisk decided to give her half of her soul, he became Asriel again... Frisk and he spent lots of time together, they were not like siblings, they were best friends... But of course, some day feelings were added to the little game... Asriel fell in love with Frisk, Frisk fell in love with Asriel... Both of them got into a relationship with each other... Frisk and Asriel are happy... Toriel got her child back... Mettaton and Papyrus started dating... Everyone is happy... Well, almost everyone... Sans, who fell in love with Frisk a long time ago, doesn't want to give up because she's in a relationship... Maybe it's because, there is still more of Flowey in Asriel, than everyone thinks...

A book to help you find your true random self, this book will guide you through the different stages of randomness, though this book is made by the QUEEN OF RANDOMNESS!!/ DABLORD!!!! Art cover by ME!!!

Welcome to the FNaF puns and reference book! This is something completely random starring some characters and shiz. ...Please don't melt your brain.

Ellie's 2nd joke book from The Last of Us DLC, "Left behind"

Pick up lines that probably won't actually work but, might help you win a pick up line battle.

KISS, KISS! KILL, KILL! One shots We have angst, smut and fluff all a shipper could ever want!

"For over the net is where friends become enemies and loved ones become the hated. You've got one shot at this, make it count" "Bro, don't you think that's a bit harsh?" "Shut up Max" --- In which two constantly squabbling twins, an unhappily married 27 year old, a flaming homosexual, a pun master, a girl obsessed with Leonardo Dicaprio, an awkward boy who lives and breathes tennis and a confused personal trainer who falls in love with someone who isn't his girlfriend...all work at a tennis centre. ©copyright2017-2018 all rights reserved. All rights belong to Campervangirl2000 WARNING CONTAINS MODERATE LANGUAGE, MILD LOVE SCENES AND VIOLENCE. COVER: @Sweetishlove

I can't copy and paste the summary? It's weird. Anyway, basically the quantum masking doesn't work and Adrien gets a new support system. Also screw Lila. Cross posted on AO3! :) Cover art: https: https://pin.it/2WPyfeq (I fit it to the wattpad cover size and added a filter) Originally posted on AO3: June 13, 2023 Word Count: 5,460

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