Jeff: guys! I am from the future and I'm here to warn you about these two new creepypastas that are coming to eradicate all the other creepypastas!
Eyeless Jack: so why doesn't slenderman stop them?
Jeff: because in the future he dies from this demon disease that we didn't have a cure for until recently.
EJ: and how are you from the future?
Jeff: fuck you that's how
EJ: and why are you telling us this?
Jeff: because they kill all of you in the future
Dred: I cannot die remember
Jeff: they even manage to kill you Dred...
Dred: what do they even look like?
Jeff: one is a beautiful blonde girl with red eyes and has black serpent tattoos and the other is a black haired boy and they are twins. They are about 20 years old and/
Dred: and I don't care! Honestly it sounds like I have nothing to fear
Slenderman: (falls to the ground) I (cough) don't feel so good....
Jeff: (gives future medicine) there
Ben: so uhh? How do we stop them?
Jeff: only slenderman can defeat them
Dred: you think I'm going to wait for his ass! Honestly I think the future you come from is wrong!
Jeff: they even kill Zalgo their creator
Dred: great now I know exactly where they are!
Jeff: (stops Dred) you can't! They will kill you! We have to wait for slenderman to recover!
Dred: why would I ever need his help!
Jeff because your not as strong as he/
Dred: (punches Jeff in the stomach and bolts off to Zalgo's lair)
Ben: (helps Jeff up) you pushed the Slendy button.... Shouldn't have done that.
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Zalgo: (awakens the new creepypastas)
Creepypasta 17: hey Zalgo what's up (says sarcastic)
Zalgo: I am in dire trouble and fear the others are coming after me. Now I need you and your sister
Creepypasta 18: you must have gotten into a lot of shit to have to awaken us
Zalgo: sadly yes now I need your help!
Ben: (tries to knock down huge demon door) ow my fist!
Zalgo: they are already here!
EJ: (charges at door) ow my shoulder!
17: I don't know Zalgo I think you can handle it
18: I believe so
Zalgo: are you really doing this now!
Dred: (arrives)
EJ: took you long enough
Dred: shut up I was busy! Now move out of my way !
Jeff: we have to wait for slenderman!
Dred: why! It's just a God damn door!
Jeff: that's not what I/
Dred: (Blasts down door with dark energy)
Jeff: damn it!
17: hey sis we have company
18: that we do brother
Zalgo now take care of them!
17: (takes Zalgo's head off)
(The creepypastas stare in aw)
18: now that that's taken care of
17 and 18: (fly off into a street)
Dred: wait wa? Am I being ignored! Get back here! (Chases after 17 and 18 at high speed)
Jeff: why doesn't he listen to me!
EJ: to be honest we all have trouble listening to you. But Dred just doesn't like following orders
Ben: am I the only one who wants to stay away from these new creepypastas ?
EJ: pretty much