D.Gray-Man Truth or Dare

No teasing Kanda!

Shadow: *reads dare* Kanda will like this dare from alex751000 .

Everyone: *raises eyebrows*

Shadow: I'm surprised none of you have tired to run away when I said dare, and the dare is for Lavi.

Lavi: W-What am I doing?

Shadow: You aren't allowed to tease Kanda.

Lavi: Is that all? Ok.

###Later that day###

Lavi: Hey Yuu-

Shadow: That's teasing!

Lavi: But that's his name.

Shadow: I know but he doesn't like people to call him by his first name and you know that.

Lavi: Ok... *goes away*

###time skip###

Kanda: *eating*

Shadow: *getting food*

Lavi: *sits next to him* So when are you and Shadow going on a date~

Kanda: *chokes on food a bit* Wtf baka Usagi?!

Lavi: What you haven't thought of taking her out? You basically asked her out a while ago!

Shadow: *walks over with food* *sees a pissed Kanda and a smirking Lavi* Are you teasing him Lavi?

Lavi: No

Kanda: Yes

Shadow: *narrows eyes* I'll let the readers decide since I didn't hear the conversation. *sits next to Kanda*

Lavi: *mouths ask her to Kanda before leaving*

Shadow: What were you two talking about anyway?

Kanda: Nothing *goes back to eating*

Shadow: *shrugs and eats*

###Later again###

Shadow: Where's Lavi?

Everyone: *shrugs*

Shadow: You all are so helpful *sighs*

All hear a scream and footsteps, soon they see Lavi running from a very pissed Kanda.

Shadow: *grabs Lavi's shirt and lifts him to eye level* What did you do?

Lavi: I just gave places that he should take you to when you go on a date with him!

Shadow: *blushes* *to readers* That counts as teasing right? *hands Lavi to Chemoske and grabs Kanda*

Kanda: Let me kill the baka Usagi!

Shadow: You can't, but you beat him up later.

Kanda: tch, fine.

Shadow: Well, I'm gonna this chap here! Hope you all like it! *hugs little Kanda* Why are you so cute?!

Kanda: *blushes* Tch.