Oh, it's lashing
the ducks find it smashing
but for me, my teeth are gnashing
Break the rule of April showers
Can someone please use their powers?
Is there a dance to stop the rain?
maybe I'll just move to Spain
Ah, always greener on the other side
many things about home fill me with pride
I'd miss the lush green grass
and the humor that can be crass
must remember the rain has its uses
the farmer thankful for its juices
I'll grab my umbrella and my coat
ditch the bus and buy a boat
