Snudin Furrycest

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It was a beautiful day outside...

Brids were blumming...

Flowers were doin a joint

And on days like you, kids like this...

Should be getting clobbahed

It was a beautiful day in Not Dreamland, and DeDeDe was strolling through de le forest

"Were is day dere kirbeh" he sad

Den suddenly outta nowere came SNAS!!!!1!1!1

A hooly light enveloped him becuz he iz lurd + Savior, i wurship snas evvery night, I wan snas to use his eccto dongah to have seex wit meh. Sand is sexeh

Anyway, snas den SHPUTD "WAT R U DOIN IN MEH SWUMP!!!2!2!"

An den, Dedede sed, "dis isnt a SWUMP u fuckin idiot"

"GSSSSAAAAAPPPPPP!!!1!1!" Snas sed

Den snas expluded

"Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" DeDD sed

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DDDee den waked all de way trough snowdun foreest

Den ddd arived at snowdun toen, dr sign red, "enjoy urselef or somedin"

"KKK"ddd seeed

He den sent an urmy ov wuddle decks to pilllaggee de tun

"lel, i luv mess destruction"

But den, sudddenlee papyru cume!

"STAHOP RITE DERR" papyru yell

"no lol" deded sed

Den papyru attak dededead

Dedededede then sed "lmao u succ"

"U bish" papyru sed

Den papru sed "snas were R U"

"he ded lel"

"butt we wer gon have da sexy tims"

"U dunt have a dick lel"

"NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!1!1"

Den papyru expluded

DE END

A/N: Part 2? I'd be up for it, was a blast to write.

(Satire fanfic)

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⏰ Last updated: Jan 30, 2017 ⏰

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