how to know if you are a weirdo ( list, not a story!)

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HOW TO KNOW IF YOU ARE A WEIRDO

(point of view of a girl)

If you....

1. are reading this

2. ate fish eyes

3.and u luv it

4. ate fish with eyes and ate it whole in front of ur friends and said ' i think the fish eye is stuck in my throat.'

5. put goldfish crackers in yop and ate it and said ' they had a good death of swimming in yogart'.

6. kick the table and say ouch 2 times

7. said ' im saying it for the table.' when someone ask u why did u say it twrice

8. hiss at mint

9.hate the smell of cinninem but u luv cinninem toast crunch

10. likes checkered pattern socks

11. adictted with vitamin C pills (they taste like orange)

12. obsessed with reading

13. hates dictionaries

14.chews paper

15. only take showers not baths

16. says go die to ur friends

17.wonder how it would it feels like to jump off a building

18.said u have a pet fish and he/she hates u

19.thinks the white queen from alice in wonderland movie is a weirdo

20.are still reading on :D

21. gets chocked by ur own siliva

22. thinks that animals doesnt hate u but ignores u

23. thinks faries r evil

24. picks pineapples off pizzas and does sad puupy sounds when someone slapped ur hand

25. wants to scream 'MONSTER!' when u see someone with too much makeup

26. slaps poeple hands when someone tried to touch ur fav book

27.thinks that chipmunks r evil because they steal ur strawberries

28.wants to kick frisbees cause ur bad at it

29.thinks robbers r crazy to wear leggings

30.thinks when is this going to stop

31. has a mom who loves raw mushrooms

32. and u hate it

33. screams 'OH MY BLOODY STARS!' when a clown gets near u and kicks him

34.thinks the person who made omega is crazy

35. always wanted to jump off the 2nd floor into think layers of snow

36.thniks caterpillars are cute

37. and worms too

38.always wanted to pull the fire alarm in school, sreams around like a maniac and throws a pie at ur most hateful teacher's face and then piont at him/hera and say 'IN YOUR FACE!'

39.hopes clouds taste like cotton candy

40.thinks this is fun but long

41. wonder how would it feels like to run into a screen door

42.reads and wirte loves things but never had any exprience

43. fell in love with a jerk

44. asks me why am i stopping at this number, then i reply cause this is my fav number and now u think not only that im a weirdo but and a freak too

~the end

ps. now mentally put 'and a freak' at the end of the title ;P

BLACKNEKO words

im thinking doing a series of ' HOW TO KNOW IF YOU ARE A __________'

of different things in the ______ part

let me know if i should and give me some ideas what to put in the _____ part

hope u all had a good laugh

(this list had not made to offend anyone, if u do feel offened, i personaly very sorry)

-blackneko

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⏰ Last updated: Apr 13, 2010 ⏰

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