H. CHANDLER:
Are we gonna have a problem?
You got a bone to pick?
You've come so far,
Why now are you pulling on my dick?
I'd normally slap your face off,
And everyone here could watch.
But I'm feeling nice.
Here's some advice.
Listen up, biotch!H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
I like!H. CHANDLER:
Lookin' hot
Buying stuff they cannotH. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
I like!H. CHANDLER:
Drinkin' hard
Maxin' Dad's credit cardH. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
I like!H. CHANDLER:
Skippin' gym
Scaring her
Screwing himH. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
I like!H. CHANDLER:
Killer clothesHEATHERS:
Kickin' nerds in the nose!H. CHANDLER:
If you lack the balls
You can go play dolls
Let your mommy fix you a snackH. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
Woah!H. CHANDLER:
Or you could come smoke
Pound some rum and coke
In my Porsha with the quarterbackHEATHERS:
Woah! Woah! Woah!
Honey, whatchu waitin' for?
Welcome to my candy store
It's time for you to prove
You're not a loser anymore
Then step into my candy storeH. CHANDLER & H. MCNAMARA:
Guys fallH. DUKE:
At your feet
Pay the checkH. MCNAMARA:
Help you cheatHEATHERS:
All youH. DUKE:
Have to doH. CHANDLER:
Say goodbye to ShamooHEATHERS:
That freak'sH. MCNAMARA:
Not your friend
I can tell in the endHEATHERS:
If sheH. MCNAMARA:
Had your shotHEATHERS:
She would leave you to rotH. MCNAMARA:
'Course if you don't care
Fine! Go braid her hair
Maybe Sesame Street is onHEATHERS:
Woah!H. MCNAMARA:
Or forget the creepH. DUKE:
And get in my jeepH. CHANDLER:
Let's go tear up someone's lawnHEATHERS:
Woah! Woah! Woah!
Honey, whatchu waitin' for?
Welcome to my candy store
You just gotta prove
You're not a pussy anymore
Then step into my candy storeH. CHANDLER:
You can join the teamH. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
Or you can bitch and moanH. CHANDLER:
You can live the dreamH. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
Or you can die aloneH. CHANDLER:
You can fly with eaglesHEATHERS:
Or if you preferH. CHANDLER:
Keep on testing meH. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
And end up like her!MARTHA:
Veronica, look!
Ram invited me to his homecoming party.
This proves he's been thinking about me.VERONICA:
Color me stoked.MARTHA:
I'm so happy!HEATHERS:
Woah!H. DUKE:
Honey, whachu waiting fo—(H. CHANDLER pushes H. DUKE to the floor)
H. CHANDLER: Shut up, Heather!
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H. CHANDLER: H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
Step into my candy store! Time for you to prove
Oooh woah! Woah oh oh! You're not a lame ass anymore
Then step into my candy storeHEATHERS:
It's my candy store
It's my candy
It's my candy store
It's my candy
It's my candy store!
YOU ARE READING
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