Ok so i listen to heavy metal and shit like bvb (black veil brides) and fir (falling in reverse) also patd (panic at the disco) and other crap like that. I came out to my mom that i was edgy as fuck. She said "so am i." So my mom is. Secretly goth. So my friends are annoyed to the max bc i WILL NOT SHUT UP. Its not my fault i have ABOD (Andy Biersack obsession disorder) I LOVE HIM SO MUCH HE IS MINE I DON'T CARE IF HE IS MARRIED!!!!!!!!!! If you guys don'tknow who Andy Biersack is he is basically the emo Justin Bieber only 1000000X better. IM GAY!!!! I had to sorry. I really want contact lenses like the reay cool color ones. I also really want to kidnap Andy👍. Screee. Is it just me or is japan the weirdest place ever. Oh and last night i was drunk as ol hell and i wrote the best story ever
Try to red this woth a straight face
This shit is the best. It tastes like if you raped Tim Hortons (TimHortons is like the Canadian star bucks) then took all the jizz put it into a funnel and put it in satans vagina after that harry potter did some biddedy boppedy boo shit. Satan the vomited it into a jar and mixed it with orphan tear a gay pink sparkly dolphin drank it and pissed it into andy biersacks mouth and added candy to it
When i am drunk i say shit like this. Long story short if i am drunk please take a video
YOU ARE READING
IDFK
RandomJust random shit that i ramble on about so basically IDEK by destry smith but just slightly different
